I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
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