Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I just had sex on a roof
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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