Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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