I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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