I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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