I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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