Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
They have beer where we have blood.
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