when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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