Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She even gives head with a lisp.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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