What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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