Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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