I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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