Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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