Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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