All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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