Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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