I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
where are my eyebrows?
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