I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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