I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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