Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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