So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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