My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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