you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
