i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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