If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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