Where are you?
In a non slutty way
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Damn victory sex feels great
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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