Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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