You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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