farters have to be the big spoon...
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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