North Korea, Best Korea!
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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