How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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