LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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