i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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