Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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