okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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