I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
i think im in europe. pls send help
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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