Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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