drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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