Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I lost the right to judge tonight
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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