remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
