He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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