Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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