Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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