I hate all girls vehemently.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Jerry, you need to find god
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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