So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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