Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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