Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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