pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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