Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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