Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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