I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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