i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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