I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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