bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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