It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Randomize
