I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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