Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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