I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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