His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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