have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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